The World Tour

The Messiah is currently touring the world to build up his foreign credentials, since he basically doesn't have any.

The media is of course fawning over everything he does and NBC's Lester Holt even proclaimed it his "tour of duty." Ahhh, I'm pretty sure a tour of duty is reserved for military men and women who serve our country. Not a politician pulling a campaign stunt.

Laura Ingraham:

OBAMA'S MIDEAST TOUR OF DOODIE: On the Sunday edition of NBC's Nightly News, anchor Lestor Holt declared Obama's overseas trip a "tour of duty." Aside from being a sharp slap in the face to those who actually have put their lives on the line serving our country, the fawning coverage of Barack Obama has just gotten way over the top. If the dino media put down their jugs of Obama Kool-Aid for a second or two they might see his trip for what it truly is: a week-long marathon of posturing and photo-ops designed to make Obama appear tough and experienced, neither of which he actually is.

To avoid any further confusion about the "objectivity" of our friends in the mainstream media, today we sent off a special care package to each of the major network anchors full of "Obama for president" buttons and hats. Look closely and you might see them cropping up on lapels and heads later this week.