She Still Said Yes

This poor guy - he wanted to propose to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge, but when he opened the ring box the ring fell out and thru a crack in the bridge. He ended up retrieving it, even with people thinking he was trying to commit suicide on the bridge, and she ended up saying yes.

What's That Smell?

Farting at a City Council meeting? Ya, that's funny.

Ouch!

Is a $28,000 phone bill worth being able to watch a Chicago Bears football game over your computer?

That's the bill this Bears fan got stuck with when he tried to watch a game on a cruise ship!

Yes We Can!

Check out this look at the best mug shots of 2008. My favorites are the thugs with Obama shirts on. Makes you proud that those people decide the fate of our country!

Chips!

Yesterday a very exciting event occurred for me. On Tuesday I went down to the vending machine and noticed that there were two bags of Doritos between the glass and the rest of the chips. Someone must have choose Doritos and then the bag didn't fall. So they put more money in to push it out and rather than the first bag falling, both bags got stuck. I shook the machine a little bit but couldn't get them to fall.

So on Wednesday I go down and there is another bag of chips from the row above, on top of the Doritos bags. Three bags of chips ready to fall! My guess is that someone paid for that bag, hoping it would knock the other two down.

Well I shook that machine as hard as I could and what do you know, two of the bags fell! The one bag was still hanging there so I shook it again and down came the bag. So for nothing, I got three bags of chips!!

Very exciting seeing that I'm usually the person that has the bags get stuck when I put my money in, happens all the time!

Druid Priest or Blanket?

Someone really needs to purchase one of these and wear it out in public!!!!

The Big Stomach King No More

What's the name of the big kid in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" who ate too much? Can't remember. Anyways, this story reminds me of him.

The college student in this story died during a binge-eating contest. And he was even winning at the time!

Oops

Here's a funny look at the top web news gaffes. Basically it's instances of when someone posted a story a bit too early!

Also, here's 12 photos that people probably shouldn't have posted online.

Low Sense of Humor

This guy has a funny name. Sorry.

Sit Down and Shut Up

If you're attending any weddings this summer you're probably going to hear some pretty bad speeches. But I don't know if I've ever heard ones that are this bad!!

Unlucky Lotto

A guy won $1 million in the Massachusetts lottery so he should be happy right? Well seeing that he was on probation and wasn't supposed to be gambling he probably isn't anymore. Looks like he'll be handing that $1 million back to the state!

What's That Smell?

If you have stinky feet you might want to be careful around your roommate, they may react like this.

That's Not My Wife

This must have been a fun wedding reception for everyone to be at. Did the guests get to take their gifts back that night in anticipation of the divorce?

Yummy!

Looking to have a heart attack? Then head to Mulligans Bar in Georgia for the Hamdog!

Blonde Moment

Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map? Well, let the Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina tell you.

How's the Weather Up There

Here's an odd picture - it's the world's tallest man meeting the world's shortest man.

No More Tips

Anyone else get annoyed at the presence of tip jars at every restaurant you go into these days? I don't get why I should tip at Chipolte when I don't tip at McDonald's? Aren't they both doing the same thing - making food??
And the one that bugs me the most is Papa Murphy's. I drive there to pick up my pizza and then I'm expected to tip??? Screw that!

Here's an article talking about tip jars and why the author hates them as well.

Yum Yum

I don't get some food habits in other parts of the world. How about a live fish on your plate in China??
Watch the disgusting video here.
Why aren't animal rights groups outraged over this? Probably because it's not being done in America, that's the only time it's disrespectful.

Burnt Popcorn

At Seattle's City Hall they are dealing with major issues, such as banning microwave popcorn! Apparently burnt microwave popcorn is becoming a major problem at the Hall and they are going to do something about it!

Yum Yum

The hot dog eating contest (sort of the World Series of competitive eating) is coming up on July 4th. Here are the odds on who will win.

American Joey Chestnut recently set the record for most hot dogs ate. That can't please Kobayashi, the Babe Ruth of competitive eating!!