Liar

Earlier this week President Messiah said that if the spending bill was passed the Caterpillar CEO would hire more people rather than layoff current employees.

Turns out the CEO never said that and instead has said that they will be laying people off before they hire anyone.

Hmmm, sounds like Messiah just lied to people to drudge up support for his spending bill. Imagine for a second if Bush had done the same thing.

There Goes My Money!

Good thing we bailed out Citigroup and Merrill Lynch. Citigroup had plans on buying a nice, new $50 million dollar private jet after receiving a $45 million bailout (they aren't going to do it now) and the CEO of Lynch spent over $1 million on remodeling his office, including a $1,400 garbage can.

This is why you don't bail out private companies! If they can't succeed on their own then you let them die like any other company. Did anyone really think they were going to spend the money wisely????

But we're about to do it again with Messiah giving out billions to more companies and cities that we all know won't be spent wisely. What a waste of my money!

Free!!!

Messiah becomes president and we all get free stuff!! Well actually this has nothing to do with Messiah.

But due to Guns N' Roses actually releasing a CD, Dr. Pepper is giving away free soda!

Must Be Rough

Man, it must really suck to be AIG right now. They are so broke that they need to keep asking the government for more money.

But they still get to enjoy some time in sunny Phoenix!!!!

Nice job government on bailing all these companies out. Why not just let the free market work and if they can't suceed, too bad. Because apparently they have plenty of money to burn!

Dolphins for Sale

Now here's a smart man! Miami Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga wants to sell the Dolphins before The Messiah becomes president so that he won't have to give his money to The Messiah to redistribute.

Unleash the Beast

This new Levi's ad is just plain creepy!

No More Coffee

If you're a big Starbucks fan you might want to check this list to see if you'll still be able to get coffee at your favorite store.

Foreign Beer

Anheuser-Busch (Budweiser beer) could be bought out by a company in Belgium. Not good news if you live in St. Louis and not good news for the largest U.S. brewery.

Just Cancel My Account Please!

Nothing worse than calling a company to cancel your account and then being on the phone for 10 minutes listening to them pitch you offer after offer.

Here's a list of the 10 worst companies for customer service. I remember trying to cancel AOL once, it's a pain!

U-G-L-Y

What's one of the hottest stocks out there right now? Crocs! You know, those ugly shoes that everyone seems to be wearing.

I'm guessing that some of you out there wear these shoes, but I think these are the ugliest shoes ever made. I don't care how comfortable they are, they are ugly!

Sorry, just my opinion.

But they are making money, a ton of it!