Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Famous Liberals

Here's a list of rich Hollywood celebs who will be attending a fundraiser for Barack Obama. They'll gather around and talk about how Midwestern people are idiots that just don't understand the world and how we should be conserving energy and helping poor people. Then they'll all hop in their streched SUV limos and head home to their mansions that have been cranking out central air all day and then the next day they'll fly off in their private jets to locations across the world to promote their movies that they were paid millions of dollars to make. They of course won't donate that money to the causes that they tell us to donate to and instead will spend it on a bigger house and donating money to Obama.

Celebrities to avoid in 2008 (because the money goes right in Obama's pocket):

Sugar Ray Leonard, Jennifer Beals, Dennis Quaid, Heidi Klum, Sidney Poitier, Cedrick the Entertainer, Will i. am, Kal Penn, Ari Emanuel, Ron Meyer, Samuel L. Jackson, Cindy Crawford and Seal.

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