I'm A Right Wing Extremist

Well according to the Homeland Security's report issued by President Messiah's Secretary Janet Napolitano, I'm a right wing extremist. I think I meet most of the test - pro-military, anti-illegal immigration, anti-bailouts and higher taxes, anti-gay marriage and I didn't drink the kool-aid and vote for President Messiah. Oh, and the report also says that because the president is black right-wingers are more likely to cause violence. Hmmm, so I guess that makes me a racist as well since I didn't vote for him.

So I guess stay away from me, I'm a crazy right winger!!!

Oliver North says he's a right wing extremist as well. And here's the actual report issued by Homeland Security.