It's the Social Life Stupid!

So what is The Messiah and his wife most worried about now that they have taken over D.C.? Is it the economy? The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? People losing jobs?

Nope, they are most worried about figuring out how they can fit into the D.C. social life. They invited editors from local lifestyle magazines to advise them on how they can get involved in the social life.

So I guess it's more important for them to be hanging out with the rich elites than working on the economy. Gee, I thought Democrats were the ones that were poor and cared so deeply about everyone. Looks like Messiah is more worried about pleasing Jay-Z and Oprah.