I'm Outta Here

I have a plan for the next four years:

All Republicans that remained Republicans and didn't switch sides should quit their jobs. Then everyone in the country that voted for The Messiah and thereby authorized him to distribute their wealth can keep on working and support the rest of us.

That way for the next four years I can get my mortgage paid for, get free gas, go back to college for free, get some free healthcare, have a couple kids paid for by the government, take some trips and then declare bankruptcy, etc. We'll just live for free for four years!!!!

Sounds like a plan to me!