It's Da Coach's Fault!

Back in 2004, former Bears coach Mike Ditka almost ran for the U.S. Senate in Illinois. The man he would have faced? The Messiah. And Ditka had a good shot at beating him.

So I'll blame it on my favorite coach of all time for leaving us with the prospect of a Barack Obama presidency. If Ditka had ran and beat him, Obama wouldn't be around. Damn you Ditka!!!