Get Your Hands Off Me

A 23-year-old model is accusing basketball star Jason Kidd of molesting her at a club. She claims he grabbed her buttocks and crotch on multiple occasions.

Hmmmm, let's see here - a model, a club, dancing and a basketball star worth millions. I'm sure she wasn't jersey chasing at all. She was just minding her business at the bar when out of nowhere Jason Kidd (who could get any woman he wants) decided to start touching her without her permission.

Sorry, not buying it.