Crime Time

Here is your weekly northern suburbs crime report, courtesy of the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

Andover

Threats - A resident reported that his drunken neighbor had called, accused him of stealing his beer and asked if he wanted "a bullet in the head." (I guess he won't be having this guy watch his house when he's out of town!)

Blaine

Theft - A teen was cited for the theft of a Vikings hat and a frozen omelette from Cub Foods.

Coon Rapids

Theft - Somebody stole a hairbrush, a comb and hair curlers from a shelf in the women's locker room at Life Time Fitness. (Really? You couldn't just buy this stuff for $5.00??????)

Vandalism - Somebody smeared White Castle hamburgers all over a car. (Nothing worse than Sliders on a car!)

Fridley

Property Damage - Somebody dug a large hole around a tree in a back yard. (Huh???)

Ramsey

Indecent Exposure - A caller said an older man was mowing his law without pants or underwear on. Police checked and found nobody fitting that description. (Did he have a shirt on?)