Call the Moving Trucks

Charlize Theron and her boyfriend Stuart Townsend, who have been together for seven years, have a reason they aren't getting married. Theron said they'll get married when "gays and lesbians are given the right to be married."

First, no one cares if you're married or not so it's not like we're all waiting on pins and needles for you two losers to tie the knot. I love how they hold this threat over us. Like people are going to rush and call their congressman to get this right passed so that Charlize and her no-name boyfriend can get married.

Second, move to a country that allows these marriages if you believe in the right so bad. If things are so bad here, then move. I'm pretty sure Theron is from South Africa. Well do they allow it there?

Third, what does it matter. You'll split up soon anyways, you're way to famous for this guy.