Good Excuse

Lindsay Lohan has given the excuse you hear every week on "Cops" about the drugs found in her pants - "it's not mine."

Ya, we believe you. You've been arrested before, you're due in court for that incident, you just got out of rehab, but you decided it would be a good idea to hold on to someone else's cocaine for them. Or better yet, they planted it on you!!

She's been lying for years now about not being a party girl or doing drugs yet she expects us idiots to believe her.

Send her to jail soon please!