Party in the Slammer

Rich girls Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are having some problems these days. Nicole Richie's Memorial Day party was the source of many problems last weekend including Mischa Barton having a bad reaction to medication and alcohol (ya, I'm sure it wasn't a drug overdose) and Lindsay Lohan showing up before her night on the town where she passed out. Richie didn't see any of this at her own party because she was at the store buying orange juice. Um, sure.

Then there's Paris who is preparing for jail by reading spiritual help books and losing weight. Here's a look at what she can expect when she reports to jail by June 5th!

It's too bad they both can't be in the slammer at the same time. Of course then they would make a tv show out of it and make money.