Hide the Children

Major news of the day - Paris Hilton is out of jail. What a sad world we live in when this is major news and journalists are detailing every car that comes and goes from her house - look, the hair extension truck just pulled up. Alert the press!!!!

Well, here's the news on her release if you are interested. And the sad thing is that most of us are interested.

Apparently Parasite said she wanted Taco Bell after her release. So Taco Bell sent a bunch of tacos to her house!

Here's a list of what she ate while in prison. Isn't it nice that this is public knowledge? Yet somehow she lost weight!