Good Bye Jessica, Hello Penelope

Well it didn't take long for John Mayer to move on from Jessica Simpson. He's reportedly hooking up with Penelope Cruz. That has to make Jessica happy!

How does John Mayer get any girls? He has to be one of the ugliest celebrities out there, especially when he's making those weird faces while singing. Yet the girls love him. Doesn't have anything to do with money does it? Because I'm sure if he was at the bar and wasn't famous he'd still get the girls, right???