Lock Her Up!

How great would it be to see Paris Hilton go to jail? It's unlikely, but it could happen. She was caught driving with a suspended license the other week and prosecutors have recommended that her probation be revoked. Of course the dimwit said she didn't realize her license had been suspended, I guess one of her cronies forgot to relay that info to her in her morning briefings. When your life is as busy as Hilton's it is easy to forget things like this.

But remember, she's a celebrity so she's probably not going to jail.