Depp = Disney

Johnny Depp has signed on for three new Disney movies - "Pirates of the Caribbean 4, The Lone Ranger and Alice in Wonderland."

The oddest one is "The Lone Ranger" because Depp will play Tonto. Tonto is an Indian. Are you telling me they couldn't find an Indian actor to play Tonto???

(Maybe he's Indian? Just thought of that but don't feel like researching it.)