An Important Endorsement

A very, very, very, very important and influential endorsement came in today for The Messiah!! Lindsay Lohan, respected actress, came out in support of The Messiah and gave her intellectual reasons why you should vote for him and how much she hates Sarah Palin.

My favorite was how Lohan blasted Sarah Palin for "posing" for tabloid covers and told her not to pose anymore because she's not a celebrity and is running for Vice President. Hmmmmmm, how many covers did The Messiah and his family pose for??????????????????????

Might want to know what you're talking about before opening your big mouth Lindsay.

Another fine endorsement for The Messiah's campaign. These people make me more and more proud that I'm not a Democrat.